Remember:

Some recent gems from the munchkin:
Scene: Noelle trying to go down the stairs without holding on to anything b/c she's carrying three blankets.
Me: Please hold the rail.
Her: I only have two hands.

Scene: Noelle playing in her room. She had recently told her Daddy to "go away".
Me: Can Daddy come in?
Her: No
Me: Why Not?
Her: Because he cries too much
He pretends to cry whenever she 'hurts his feelings'

There was one more but I cannot remember it right now...hence the need to get these things typed out more frequently.